Think Santa Claus is just a fat and jolly old guy? Think again.
Santa’s got a brand new bag – and a posse!
(Note: There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that the woman in this clip is Suzanne Muldowney (aka Underdog Lady) receiving payback from the Santa Claus Anti-Defamation League for saying all those bad things about Santa Claus, like that he doesn’t exist and is The Great Deceiver of children the world over.)
The music’s by Sloppy Seconds, a cover of “Hooray for Santa Claus” (originally sung by Pia Zadora in the 1964 film Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, a perennial favorite in Worst Movies Ever Made lists).