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And if you don't think so, then Louis Fowler (left) thinks you're full of number 2. In his review of holiday TV fare for the ROCKY MOUNTAIN BULLHORN, media maven Louis Fowler named Atomic TV's "Underdog Battles Satan Claus" the best Christmas special ever! We've been Fowler fans since the days when Atomic Books carried his zine DAMAGED and he was recently named Best Local Radio Personality for his latest venture, the radio program DAMAGED HEARING. That he named our humble holiday hodge-podge ahead of Pee-Wee Herman's Christmas Special (an all-time fave) and the legendary "Star Wars Holiday Special" was an additional honor, for this is rare company indeed. See Louis' full review here: Santa Claus Conquers the Airwaves.

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posted by Tom Warner, Almost Hip Guy on Saturday, December 31, 2005
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Jack La Lanne's Twist-a-Way Twister Solves the World's Problems

 



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Jack La Lanne's message for world peace:
"How would you like to give ONE present that will satisfy everyone... and make them terrifically happy? Well I have just the thing for you... just the present... The new-and-improved Twist-a-Way Twister that will help every man, woman and child and give them so much pleasure and fun and get them in condition at the same time."

 

posted by Scott "Unpainted" Huffines on Wednesday, December 21, 2005
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Underdog Lady in "The Tootsie Roll Incident"

 



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Underdog Lady takes a brief respite from her battle with Satan Claus so that she can stock up the secret compartment in her cape with treats tossed to the ground by the Tootsie Roll Trolley.


Yes, the first Atomic TV DVD is now complete and available from Atomic Books:
The Atomic TV Holiday Special: Underdog Battles Satan Claus!

 

posted by Scott "Unpainted" Huffines on Tuesday, December 13, 2005
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"Underdog Battles Satan Claus!"

 



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Making it to the parade in the nick of time, Underdog shines in her 11th consecutive holiday march, only to confront her greatest challenge yet... SATAN CLAUS, a Y2K-obssessed messenger of doom who taunts Underdog and terrifies parade goers with his prediction that the world will end New Year's Eve when Dick Clark drops the ball in Times Square. Will this be the last Hampden Parade for Underdog? Or will she defeat the powers of darkness in time to enjoy a tasty roast beef sandwich? Watch and find out in our wildest Christmas Special ever!

 

posted by Scott "Unpainted" Huffines on Friday, December 09, 2005
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Atomic TV Fans Are The Greatest

 


Eebmore: "All your claims will blow up in your face. Begone!"

"Finally. Sheesh. I’ve been waiting literally years for Tom Warner and/or Scott Huffines to get around to digitizing and uploading clips from Atomic TV. Apparently, the original tapes are being digitized and converted to DVD, with a Christmas
special to be released on December 9th. I’m assuming the DVD will be sold at Atomic Books (in store and online order?), although I really don’t know."


"Unpainted Huffines" weighs in: "Oh Lord, does it hurt! We are S-L-O-W-L-Y struggling to get a dvd together for the holiday season... we're stuck on a few things but we are trying to get this freakin' dvd together for the few fans that we do have. Actually we have more fans than we realized. Last weekend I made a rare venture downtown and was queried by fans at Holy Frijoles, Club Charles, the Ottobar and the Rendezvous. "Are you still on public access?" (That should be our new slogan.) Fans do seem to be watching -- as of today we have over 100 subscribers to our vodcast, and there'sbeen over 1000 downloads. Not bad!"

 

posted by Scott "Unpainted" Huffines on Tuesday, December 06, 2005
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