Atomic TV

Atomic Fallout

Press Releases, Articles, and Reader Hate Mail!

AWARDS:
Baltimore City Paper awards Atomic TV "Best Worst TV"!

ARTICLES:
Cloud Watching: At Ground Zero With Public-Access Atomic TV

PRESS RELEASES:
Atomic TV Press Release (Tom Warner)

VIEWER MAIL:

Michelle has really beautifully-shaped breasts; it astounds me
that people would knock that. They don't look fake (they're not are
they?), they're too firm and shapely. I can't stand it when insecure nasty
jealous chicks and their overprotective boyfriends will go out of their
way to tear apart any girl that the boyfriend might possibly find sexually
attractive. They're trying to convince themselves that there isn't really
any competition, and their bond is so profound that they aren't even
sexually excited by other people-- get a clue. No two people with a
profound bond are that insecure that they can't admit when they're
aroused. Michelle, keep up the good work! I love your site, and I love
free speech; you guys are some of the nicest merchandisers I've ever dealt
with online. You have good customer service, a good sense of humor-- and
I'm kind of angry and sad since I read the hate-mail you get. I realize
that it's pathetic, but those pathetic people have influence in this
society. That's ok though; obviously you do too. Take care! Georgia

I was checking to see how your website was going and to see how to spend some more of my money and saw Mychelle. Wow! What a beautiful woman. I was just wondering if there's any way to get an autographed photo of her. I'd certainly appreciate it. Thanks and keep up the good work. PS. Are there videotapes available of Atomic TV? Keith Roland

Call me overly concerned, but I think you're going to alienate all of your homosexual viewers with all of that T & A. Skizz

Mychelle is a total babe....redheads are the best!
Total fan, Jim Bean, Dundalk, MD

THE BIMBO YOU TRY TO SELL YOUR SHIT WITH
WOW.... MAN WITH TITS AND A ASS I GUESS I WOULD TRADE MY DOCTORATE AND JUST BLOW TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHONED KID COMICS, WITHOUT ALL THE COMERCIALISM, YOU GUYS ARE A SICK BUNCH OF PREDITORY BASTARDS PREYING ON A MISSGUIDED SELF-SERVING UN-THINKING YOUTH TWISTED BY WHAT THEIR PARENTS FAILED TO WARN THEM ABOUT. THINK ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO AMERICA GUYS AND GALS. TAKE IT AS FORMULA....WERE IN TROUBLE. Michael Payne

Does that young lady have a mind of her own????????? Mike Ilczyszyn & Sandy Whye

You should have that disclaimer lady get naked shes a babe could you send me a picture even if its of her butt. Beavis6271

I was outraged by the program i saw last weekend called Atomic TV. As a junior high school science teacher, i search out edicational science programs which appear on the discovery, history, A&E, and education channels to video tape for my students. Well to my surprise when i woke up on sunday morning to view what i taped saturday night, a program called Atomic TV didn't address science at all. All i saw lascivious and perverted piffle appealing to the secular desires of deviants. the progam drips of sleaze. Maybe the programs producers should rename Atomic TV to perverted freak tv. To others out there who are concerned over this, i must warn you ATOMIC TV IS NOT SCIENCE.
signed , an upset science teacher. BaitnRod

Get a girl with real tits for Christ's sake! loopyone (Chris)

What a sight for sore eyes , mychelle that is. Terrell Stump

Your foul show takes up the precious airtime that could be used for spiritual programming. God will damn you to hell.

Disclaimer Girl is quite INTERESTING! but the site has a lot of interesting items.

The more I read about Atomic TV, the more I want THEM ALL!!!
Are these the ones with the most sleaze on them? I am in love WITH THE DISCLAIMER GIRL!!!! RoyB

UNDERDOG MAIL

Well gee. We all referred to Suzanne M as "the Underdog Lady"
long before Howard Stern had a TV show ("we all" referring to me and my
friends from as far back as - yes - 1980). That sorta guilt-by-association
logic ain't too healthy. El Capitan Sangre

This is the second Underdog Lady Xmas tape I bought from you on ebay and i
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee them. You guys crack me up. Satan Claus was funny
too. Ouchhhhh, owww... she pulled off my skin..ouchhhhh.....lol. Please
make more Underdog tapes, they are funny. Thanks guys. I left you feedback
on ebay. I am "euchre74" so you know. GreekGod911

We have had the wonderful pleasure of viewing the 1998 and 1999 Holiday
Special Videos with our dear friend and fearless leader, Underdog. Would
you by chance happen to have a video from the 2000 Holiday Parade with
Underdog Lady? And can you tell me is she an annual participant in the
parade? Any additional information you could provide regarding Underdog would be appreciated. Looking forward to hearing from you.
PS: How bad does she really smell?
Double PS: Did you ever film or find out what she has in the box? I
know there's Tootsie Rolls, cheese cake, Kit Kats and, don't forget, her
thermal underwear. Klawdine

You know you didn't discover the Underdog lady. That is a
Howard Stern old channel bit. Same lady. Christ, nothing is new. I was
looking for something groundbreaking from Atomic Tv...instead, I get the
same old shit! Melissa Foxx

We actually saw it aired last night before we got a chance to watch the
tape. You have outdone yourself. The chase scene had me crying and it only
got better. Consider your community service work over and done with.
Hilarious! A Instant Classic. I give it five tootsie rolls. RISKYBBQ

We just watched the Christmas episode. Hil-fuckin-larious. Great work. I
have so many moments for all eternity on tape. After watching I feel as
though I spent the day with her myself. You got lots of classic stuff. RISKYBBQ

Hey Scott, I justed voted in the Atomic TV poll. After viewing the results I think the will of the people is clear -- more porn and Underdog! Speaking of which I
recently got a tape of Suzanne performing on the NYC cable access show Beyond Vaudville. She wasn't Underdog - instead she was doing her dramatic
interpretation of Vlad the Implaer. Her facial expressions while she's doing this are amazing! Pure genius. Terry Gilmer

HOW COME YOUR SHOW IS NEVER ON? IT WASNT ON THIS PAST WEEKEND. ARE YOU STILL MAKING SHOWS? SOME OF THE NEW ONES ARE PRETTY SUCKY, BUT IT'S STILL BETTER THAN THE OTHER SHIT THAT'S ON TV. YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP POSTING TO BALT.GENERAL SAYING THEIRS NEW SHOWS WHEN THEY ARE NEVER ON. AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO RUDE TO PEOPLE WHO SHOP IN YOUR STORE. Jeff Shifflett

Tom Warner, Consider me your #1 enemy. Stay tuned, Randy Smoot

Hey! I hafta to let you know that the episodes of Atomic TV have greatly improved since you got rid of all the fat people! Keep bringing on the strippers! The Man About Town's Favorite Things was a blast. Somebody has got some talent. If he needs any ideas or assistance, please e-mail at above address. Keep the good ones comin'! J. Schnieder

Scott, Thanks a ton for the free videos, as well as James T's latest effort, which I enjoyed, as always. Tell him I said hello the next time you see him, okay? As for that show of yours, well, that's some weird fucking shit you put on there, pal. You should just call it "Weird Fuckin' Shit on Parade"! Loved the "Dolemite" stuff -- What a fag! Unbelievable (literally)! Yeah, no more HATE. Big deal! I'll come up with something bigger and better, though, unless I can get a TV show. TV's a lot more fun (As you probably already found out). My MTV "deal" went south, so I gotta start from scratch in that department. But I have some ideas for a new mag that should see the light of day eventually... I would LOVE to come to Balt again, are you kidding? I love that burg... It's just a matter of if and when... Meanwhile, I hope you're doing well, and I hope to see you again soon. Take care and thanks again! Peter Bagge

When do you folks plan on airing some new episodes? Some of these repeats have been on 4 or 5 times.
Some "media max-pad", at least a real maxi-pad only gets used once, but an Atomic Tv pad gets used over and over and over. And it's not even that funny anymore, even if it is the best that Ch. 5 has to offer. Frank Cordron

hey i love your show on pulic access
the kookie kult klassix kountdown kix ass
what was the name of the film that you showed with the chick rolling around in chocolate? please respond. The Antipasta

I am a journalist based in Cork City, Ireland adn want ot do a feature on Bob Geldof's Atomic TV. Are you part of the same operation? eoin brady

Hi, I am living in Ireland and I have heard some news about a new TV station being setup with Sir Bob Geldof heavily involved. It is due to be setup in Ireland or Britain - do you know anything about this and where would I find our more about it. Niall Bermingham

Scott: Thanks for the videos, sport. I watched the first episode on tape #2 first, for no particular reason other than it was the first one I opened. Maybe the all-blue cassetee was more subliminally seductive. That and the bare-ish female asses on the back cover. I am impressed with what I've watched so far (pretty slick for access), and have enjoyed the mixture of "found" footage and new material. I guess the only bit I wasn't too thrilled with was the swifty-decapitations of them thar steers. Thanks again for the video-tainment. Bob Fingerman

Who is this guy, Tom Warner? The best part about this show is his smile. He is clever, witty and down right adorable. Is he single or at the very least would he be available for just one glance at his face? I would love to meet him and tell him that I am his biggest fan. My life would be complete. Signed, Your Admirer From Afar, Nancy Caplan

Atomic TV- Whatever happened to the fat guy that used to host the show? If he's gone, all for the better How come no one visited the menstrual museum? It seems like the show's running out of steam... is it on it's deathbed? Hope not. Chunk-Style

Usually the episodes are pretty good, but I have noticed as of late a severe lack of quality and focus. Russ (dingdong2)

You think menstruation is funny?! Do you, you shitbags?! Well, much like your sorry attempt at yet another lack-lustre episode, it's not at all amusing. You know what, who the fuck cares if girls bleed? And to devote a whole hour worth of dreck to the subject just confirms that you all have plum run out of ideas. And someone has a real problem. How bout an episode full of leaky prostate glands, difficulty maintaining an erection, problem flatulence, smegma and unhealthy obsessions with secretion comlete with first hand testimonials from Mr.s Huffines and Warner.

I want the hour of my life I wasted tuning into this episode refunded to me promptly. I was let down and it wasn't the first time. And can't you get a disclaimer girl who isn't disturbingly riddled with freckles? It's like eczema or something.

Got a kick outta the Christmas special. Tom was starting to scare me there at Kaos - he was really getting into things (and enjoying sitting on YOUR lap) !!!!!

I was flipping through the channels on Saturday afternoon and lo and behold,I come across something called "ATOMIC TV". I was stunned,flabbergasted,shocked and utterly amused. The show was great!. Underdog Lady? What a freak! Maybe in a future episode you can get Riley (the man who sleeps with space aliens) and then work your way up to Elephant boy or maybe even Crackhead Bob! The Santa Claus bit was hilarious. Stern couldn't have done better. I assume that was you in the suit. Although when Santa went to Kaos,I had to switch the channel for awhile because my son was in the room and he wouldn't leave. DAMN!!!

Recently i turned into an Atomic TV fan (even or perhaps why, i work here in national tv [a very succesful but lite and pollitical
fucking correct comedy show]) but i feel sad about only getting two tapes (4 shows [the first 4?]) the first one seemed to my
in some part tedious, getting much better in the 2nd (Jim Rose's) with a coverage (sp?) never seen on the show!!!! and the 3rd. (roc star in restroom) heated me!! but i dont like very much the video scaramble episode even when you showed there much better timing!! Last but not least i would love to make a way of receiveng periodically each show you air (i'll kill for the freaks show and the porn) and i mean ALL the episodes (excepting the ones i already have) but receiving them periodically/automatically (i mean dont ask for each one) do you imagine a way? perhaps if you are interested we can trade for Argentina's tv shows or old B-Movies from South America.

In January i'll be visiting NY and i would love to know if i can know you! and Mychelle (she melted my underwear) and shop the shop not by mail!!! how far are you from there?? I'll go to Baltimore just to Atomic.

Bye and excuse me for the long of the mail
Guillermo (you south america fan)

hey where is that beautiful ass of mychelles. i love that ass.best ass in balt...!!!!!!!!!!!!great mind also.anyway put the ass back..... Dr Desmod Julian

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Atomic Tv SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u suck lamer
u r so stupid. EaT a DiK. Divinelily

I saw your show for the first time last night on the cable (42? in the city) and it was just what i needed after a long day. the show was with the straightjackets and it made me laugh. it put me in a dream like trance, my wife and kids were calling me but i couldnt stop the input. i plan to vist your store soon to see more about you. thanks for the break! p.s. please let me know when furture shows will air.

it's about fuckin time someone has balls to do what they want on the web!!!...great job!...and please update tv and fix that devil cam!! keep up the great work and damn the man!

Subject: Spank this elf!
I took the Xmaz special up to Frederick and we laughed our butts off. It was a party hit. Santa getting socked by that kid was worth repeating. I just about died when you were puking in the toilet and when, along with all of the manger animals, there's Tiny Tom, inspired by glory.The only time my fellow viewers lost some interest was during the Shriner parade and The Krudz, but I didn't mind watching Claire and her friend. Man, she is looking fine these days! I gotta hand it to ya...you know how to put together a funny show. The Kaos bit is priceless. I've got it in my VCR here @ work. franknstyl (frank rot)

need more info. like redheads. buddjoe

I DON'T BELIEVE THEM PUPPIES WEIGH 6 LBS MUCH LESS 60! CHAZZ (belzoni)

Your website and tv show disgusted me. It was so vulgar and squalid, I vomited everywhere and now I have to clean all the chunks of bile out of the keyboard. You should be sent to a building where they'll lock you up in a padded room where you cannot harm the public!!! Chicken-Lady

I currently live in New Mexico, and will be visiting your area in the X-mas season. If Mychelle is an "exotic" dancer, could you tell me where she dances? I'd love a lap dance from that fine 'lil thing!

Comments: What ever amount Michelle paid for those ridiculous plastic tits, it was way too much. Next time, have a professional do them. Chris Astier

wow sarah thanx for sendin me the shit i ordered. and its been fun calling when im to drunk to email. igot the tv shows also. they are very nice.yall r very nice folks. weve been turning on the COASTAL EMPIRE TO ATOMIC TV. GOD BLESS. i didnt know you were a blond. i pictured totally black nailz and teeth and shit. heh. it's my first time on this(page) web page. scott and toms kick asssss for puttin this shit together. where do you find the time? i got some comics to send yall also. could you guys send me info on how to put stuffz in your store...if you like. peeeece m kienzle

Do you know that I couldn't eat turkey yesterday without thinking of the scene in Raw Talent? I hope you know you've scarred me for life. Frank Supiot

My eyes are tired. Wah. Wah. Wah.
Watched your show last night (the porn one). Once again, you and Tom are genius! What a sick ass show.
What is wrong with that blond chick from Russia--what was she on?
Fabulous. Sick. Twisted.
I loved each and every minute of it. Kathleen K

fuck all of you for making peoples problems your entertainment, you will ALL BURN IN FUCKING HELL. FIFTYGRAND19

Please great masters of manic mangled media show something new to stimulate my rerun ravaged mind. Aaron&Betsi

your 1999 holiday special was truly one of the funniest things i have ever seen..........you guys have an awesome vision and im eagerly awaiting more....it will make a great gift for those who can appreciate your view of our strange world..thanx Garrett Altvater

...Also, be aware that your video duplicating equipment may be going bad. The
copy of Atomic TV Episode 5 that you sent me was so shaky that while watching it I had a spastic episode like those Japanese kids watching
Pokemon. I had to throw it away. Episode 10 looked fine, but it was on a
separate tape. Check your gear.... F.B. Radom

Last but not least i would love to make a way of receiveng periodica
lly each show you air (i'll kill for the freaks show and the porn)
and i mean ALL the episodes (excepting the ones i already have)
but receiving them periodically/automatically (i mean dont ask for
each one) do you imagine a way? (you already have my visa number!)
perhaps if you are interested we can trade for Argentina's tv shows
or old B-Movies from South America.

In January i'll be visiting NY and i would love to know if i can know you!
and Mychelle (she melted my underwear) and shop the shop not by mail!!!
how far are you from there?? I'll go to Baltimore just to Atomic.

Bye and excuse me for the long of the mail

Guillermo Catalan (you south america fan)

I just wanted to write because I just witnessed your show last night and
really enjoyed it. I like the "real tv" thing and think that you are doing
a great thing. keep it up! Oh yeah I don't know if you mentioned where you
taped the pick-up lines segment but please let me know!
THANKS!! JENN

wo i apologize... i just wrote brad and tim or tom and brad or some htin i fucked ya'lls name up but i want to thank TOM AND SCOTT for your tapes ...i'm getiin
another beer and going ot a porn site. peace, michael kienzle

I have the public access show a few times it's a little weird
but funny however i dont really care about your show i wanna know how do i
start my own public access show . i think its time people hear what i have
to say . please tell me how including all fees . thankyou for your time ,
kendra nelson

TO WHOEVER PUT PICTURES OF HEATHER ON THIS WEB PAGE. I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO ANYTHING HEATHER DOES, AND I DONT RECALL GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO USE HER PICTURES. IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU , YOU WILL REMOVE THOSE PICTURES IMEDIATELY. BY THE WAY I AM IN THE BACKROUND IN ONE OF THOSE PICTURES. I WILL BE CHECKING THIS IN 24 HOURS TO MAKE SURE HER LIKENESS IS MISSING FROM YOUR PAGE. DO THE RIGHT THING JACK <jack@selectent.com>

Atomic Books <---> USSR
Tonight I make our sites link-up. Very happy at what I see. More Stella
Gambino?!?!?
Your ComrADE, STANLOR

LAWSUITS!

Date sent: Wed, 11 Aug 1999 10:33:39 -0400
From: William Dunnegan <dunnegan@erols.com>
Organization: Attorney at Law
Subject: Mattel Tradeamark Dilution

August 11, 1999

Scott Huffines
Atomic Books, Inc.
1806 Maryland Avenue
Baltimore, MD 21201

Re: Mattel Trademark Dilution

Dear Mr. Huffines:

We are attorneys for Mattel, Inc.

As you may know, Mattel owns the trademark BARBIE, as sell as numerous
federal trademark registrations for that mark. The BARBIE trademark has
been used consistently since 1959. In connection with that use, Mattel
and its licensees have sold billions of dollars of merchandise. BARBIE is
therefore an extraordinarily valuable and famous trademark.

We are writing because Mattel has recently learned that our company is
sponsoring the following page on the Internet:

/ecvs.htm

This page refers to "Barbie Doll Sex" in an apparent attempt to bring
traffic to the site. The page therefore unlawfully dilutes the Barbie
trademark in violation of 15 U.S.C. Section 1125(c).

In addition to pursuing whatever further rights it may have under the
law, Mattel demands that you (i) immediately remove the offending portion
of this page from the Internet, and (ii) confirm to us in writing that you
have done so within 5 business days. We await you response.

William Dunnegan
Perkins & Dunnegan
720 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY 10019
(212) 397-7008
(212) 582-3100 (fax)

FREAKS!

PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO THE OWNER OF THIS COMPANY ..............
My name is " Sensei " MIKE GABRIEL and I am a Comedian/Actor(SAG)
from Baltimore and I am SHOCKED that we have never met ?????????
Since you live in Baltimore, you might have seen me on television
but didn't know it. For an entire year,I was the scarecrow who
stepped out of a cornfield and told everyone that I didn't get
my brains from the Wizard,I got smart by watching Wheel of
Fortune and Jeopardy on Channel 2. ( WMAR-TV channel 2) ran this
station promo every day for a year. I did another 4/5 station
promo's for them using different but strange comedic characters.
You might have seen me on the MARTY BASS/DON SCOTT morning show
on channel 13(Rise and Shine)This is a " LIVE " tv show.........
I am the Comedian who HOAXED them into filming a segment at my
Cat Yoga school.....Cat Yoga ??? I was a circus clown in a
TOM SELLECK film (HER ALIBI) plus a drug dealer in the SAME film
(5 minutes into opening of film)One of the other clowns in that
movie has a costume shop in Baltimore. I had a Turban made for
my CATS and I put on a Mystical looking costume. Then I wrote the
SUN TABLOID who ran a FULL PAGE STORY about my 8 years in TIBET
learning to teach YOGA to CATS.....Marty Bass/Don Scott had a tv
crew come to my apartment(which I converted into a Cat Yoga
school)and we did a "LIVE"tv segment where I tried to place a
TURBAN wearing HOUSE-CAT into a HYPNOTIC TRANCE so that the CAT
could do the Ancient Art of Cat Yoga(r)........The OWINGS MILS
TIMES did a feature story about my Cat Yoga school also.........
BUT, it gets BETTER !!! ................ I was a featured guest
on THE GERALDO SHOW ..... Geraldo Rivera paid my way(plane/train
-my choice) and then by LIMOSINE to bring me to the studio so that
he could report to MILLIONS of people that 28 year old Cat Yoga
Sensei-MIKE GABRIEL was engaged to marry 59 year old ROSA LOPEZ
the maid from El Salvador who testified in the O.J.SIMPSON
murder trial ( 6/9/95).....WAIT, IT STILL GETS BETTER !!!
This media hoax turned into an INTERNATIONAL MEDIA HOAX that
fooled/hoaxed the media in OVER 220 COUNTRIES.......Then I got
DOMINICK DUNNE to report/write in VANITY FAIR MAGAZINE that
ROSA LOPEZ ended the engagement because she is ALLERGIC to the
CATS at my Cat Yoga school(Nov.95 issue on page # 145)....WAIT,
it CAN'T get any stranger than that.....CAN IT ????????????????
YES, it CAN !!! DOMINICK DUNNE reported in Vanity Fair Magazine
that after I was DUMPED by ROSA LOPEZ that my old girlfriend
took me back and we are " engaged to be engaged " and that she is
: PORNO STAR "SAMANTHA STRONG - veteran of OVER 100 X-Rated films.
( she agreed to play the part of the "other woman" in this FUNNY
hoax.)......This must be the strangest it got right ?????????????
NOPE, I was just getting warmed up..... JEFFREY TOOBIN who writes
for THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE ( as PRESTIGIOUS as they come) wrote
a BEST SELLING BOOK titled : " THE RUN OF HIS LIFE, THE PEOPLE
VS. O.J.SIMPSON " -Random House Publishers....on page # 311, he
wrote that a Comedian named MIKE GABRIEL hoaxed the WORLD
and it worked BEYOND his wildest dreams and I have proven that
by printing it in this book.(you gotta see it yourself).........
Thru out all of this, I was having painting done to document these
strange events....The artist : JAMES EARL RAY # 65477 who did over
a dozen original "Jail-House Prison-Art" paintings to help with
my hoax.(we are close personal friends by the way.I am the ONLY
non-family member on his visiting list and I have made 9/10 trips
to Tennessee to visit him in prison since MAY 97 alone..........
You can read all about these incidents as I have the articles
posted in my web site....I have an article about my visit with
James Earl Ray # 65477 in prison and alot of my showbusiness
photos and resume'( I was a BLACK PANTHER in FORREST GUMP -
which is very good since I AM WHITE !!! )...... I have an idea
that I would like to discuss with the OWNER of this company.
Could you PLEASE forward this to him/her...them??? Thank you.
"Sensei" MIKE GABRIEL ( catyoga@catyoga.com)