The FREAKS! Episode
(Atomic TV Volume 3)

Be shocked and amazed by our tribute to human curi-oddities on and off the Midway... witness Stupid Human Tricks by local weirdos like Nostrildomus the Human Slot Machine who stuffs 10 quarters up his nose and (cringe!) see the sparks fly when Penile Knievel shoots firecrackers out of his urethra on a drunken cook-out dare...Look back on vintage Ripley's Believe It or Not trailers... drop your jaw in astonishment watching Todd Browning's cult classic Freaks... see Baltimore's own halfboy Johnny Eck... Hear siamese-twin singing sensations the Hilton Sisters... Animal Freaks... See an Armless trombone player... Legless dancer Peg-Leg Bates... Handicapped Cowboys... Midget Cowboys... Sift through the treasure trove of oddness collected by Baltimore sideshow expert James Taylor (publisher of the Shocked and Amazed peri-odd-ical)...

Penile Knievel sez, 'Fire away!

We have lift-off!," sez Penile Knievel, as the firecracker leaves Cape Urethra

Penile Knievel has a burning sensation in his pyrotechnic member

I shoulda lubed with K-Y,' says a chafed Penile Knievel

Penile Knievel's next conquest: The Bug-Zapper!

Microslut is here for YOUR pleasure!

Nostrildomus predicts a strong fourth quarter - UP HIS NOSE!

Nostrildomus offers the spare change up his nose to panhandlers

Peg-leg dancer invents the pogo stick

These guys are really uptight!

Rosey Grier and Ray Milland in one of the stupidest films of all-time

James Taylor agress that Christ looks a little like Kris Kristofferson

Atomic TV co-host Scott Huffines looks very a-peeling with his tater peeler!

Is that Atomic TV co-host Tom Warner or a ghoul from Poltergeist? Scary stuff!