.."You know the difference between you and me, Scott?
I make this look GOOD!" boasts Tom Warner,
Man About Town with Disclaimer Supermodel Mychelle.

..Wotta doll, wotta dish, wotta dame! Atomic TV may be just "something to watch," but our delightful, delicious and delovely Disclaimer gal Mychelle is truly something to gawk at, a beautiful bountiful babe, a lovely, lascivious lass, a va-va-va voomish vixen, a comely curvacious cutie cutie for the ages, a cross between Nicole Kidman and a pair of missile silos, if you know what we mean (and we think that you do!). Not since Vanna White revolutionized the art of letter turning has a spokesmodel been so adept at Showing and Telling. Dancer, waitress, student, 22-year-old Mychelle also is interested in cemetary art, angels, photography, the films of Audrey Hepburn, Betty Page and body beautiful artists like Olivia. She also like body piercing. Besides her ears, she has a pierced nose, chin, nipples, navel and labia majora. As you can tell, she also enjoys working out. Click on an image below to see more of Mychelle!

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...."Perky? Ebulliant? Effervescent? Peachy keen?
Bright-eyed and bushy tailed? Yes, all this and more!"

...."Baltimore is the city that reads - my teats!"
("And people must be exceedingly myopic here, because
they sure have to get close to read me!")
So says Atomic TVís Official Go-Go Disclaimer girl, Mychelle,
who speaks volumes with her best-sellers!

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...."Ask me about my piercings one more time
and Iíll smother ya with these!" threatens Mychelle,
about to go ballistic with her rocket launchers.

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.."Baltimore is the city that reads - my ass!"
This slogan was apparently rejected
by the Mayorís Council on Literacy.

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.."Eat your heart out Jenny McCarthy," says Mychelle,
whose twin puppies actually weigh a combined
60 pounds,making her Dog Pound the same
weight as full-grown anorexic Kate Moss.

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..According to the National Astronomy Center,
Mychelleís breastworks would weigh 6000 lbs.
on the Sun, 20 pounds on Mercury, 52 pounds on Venus,
15 pounds on the Moon, 22 pounds on Mars,
75 pounds on Jupiter, 51 pounds on Saturn,
48 pounds on Uranus, 65 pounds on Neptune
and 21 pounds on Pluto.