ATOMIC TV VOLUME 16
The "Spring Cleaning" Episodes

PART ONE: We've decided to clean out our vast (and overflowing!) backlog of taped segments and foist them on unsuspecting Baltimore audiences. And what better way to start Spring Cleaning than with o ne's own body? Yes, ATOMIC TV proudly presents the educational short "It's Potty Time," which features such musical hits as "I'm a Super Duper Pooper" and "Wipe, Wipe, Wipe Yourself, Always Front to Back." Next up, our terrified cameras descend on the Black Trenchcoat Crowd during "Bound: S&M Fetish Night" at the goth mecca Club Orpheus. The we smoothly seque from freaks to geeks, as we cover last year's revenge of the nerds at the Senator Theater premiere of THE PHANTOM MENACE and Underdog Lady's appearance at the Balticon Sci-Fi convention. Along the way we also pay homage to B.O. commercials and old Natty Boh ads and show two Pizzicato Five videos from the hip Tokyo combo's latest international release, PLAYBOY & PLAYGIRL. Plus a special remix of our popular "Underwear Dance.

PART 2: Once again we've raided our video archives to unload our self-indulgent folly on an unsuspecting audience in order to test how just how much torture (mascarading as entertainment) they can endure. This installment includes Belly Dancing in Essex to Elvis Impersonators, another look at Baltimore plumber Chris Jensen's well-soiled Underwear Dance, Lance Ozanix the Barf Boy, home-grown mutation Grape Ape at the Cross Street Festival, The Bride-in-a-Box Bag Lady, Rappiní Christian Pirate Puppets, plus trailers for coming attractions, more Japanese Pizzicato Five music videos, music, song, dance and jest. Plus nudie camera club hijinx with www.sexysimple.com and www.jen-dave.com.